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@Rica_Bee : Me: why are there so many rednecks at this bar Vampire: *shifting guiltily* haha yeah weird

@Rica_Bee: I can never hear what my kids are up to while I'm in the shower so I just yell "HEY cut it out!" every 60 seconds and hope that keeps them in line

@Rica_Bee: Me: now kiddo, what do we say when we accidentally knock someone's drink over?

5y/o: (eyes downcast) "goddamnit"