@River_Niles: A white American told me I shouldn't call myself "British" because brown people aren't native to Britain.
A white American
@River_Niles: We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow
@River_Niles: Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum..
Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me..
@River_Niles: 2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy!
Me: Oh ok then
2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy!
2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY