@SammySkinns: Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling.
Errybody gon be naked tho.
@SammySkinns: Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20%
So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying
@SammySkinns: "So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?"
That is definitely a reality show I would watch.