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@SammySkinns : I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b.

@SammySkinns: Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling.
*To himself*
Errybody gon be naked tho.

@SammySkinns: Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20%

So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying

@SammySkinns: "So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?"

That is definitely a reality show I would watch.