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@Sanbel11 : "Please let go of my hair" -my gynaecologist

@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go

-No

-We are going to be late

-I hate school

-But Mum, you have to take me!

@Sanbel11: He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me

@Sanbel11: Me: NO!

Him: What? I haven't even said anything

Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to

@Sanbel11: My superpower is turning "never again" to "ok, one more time"

@Sanbel11: - Are you even listening to me?

- Of course I am

- Ok, what did I just ask you?

- If I'm listening to you

@Sanbel11: If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?

@Sanbel11: -I can't stand liars and fakes
-You are so pretty
-See? Why can't everyone be honest like you

@Sanbel11: Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now.

@Sanbel11: 1.25pm: Do you love me more than football?

4.25pm: Yes, of course.