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Page of Sanbel11's best tweets

@Sanbel11 : Him: Baby are you mad? Me: Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... No, why?

@Sanbel11: "Baby, I'm in the bedroom waiting for you"

Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed.

@Sanbel11: It's so cold out, that I don't know who's just wrapping up warm and who's a ninja.

@Sanbel11: "Please let go of my hair"

-my gynaecologist

@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go

-No

-We are going to be late

-I hate school

-But Mum, you have to take me!

@Sanbel11: He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me

@Sanbel11: Me: NO!

Him: What? I haven't even said anything

Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to

@Sanbel11: My superpower is turning "never again" to "ok, one more time"

@Sanbel11: - Are you even listening to me?

- Of course I am

- Ok, what did I just ask you?

- If I'm listening to you

@Sanbel11: If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?