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@SarahAMoulton : *at my funeral, friends talk around the coffin* So crazy, just two days ago she was doing good - *I rise from grave* I was doing WELL.

@SarahAMoulton: I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. "Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."