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@Scorpio1080 : Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have

@Scorpio1080: The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety" - Science Person

@Scorpio1080: "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

@Scorpio1080: Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!

@Scorpio1080: The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won't be going to work tomorrow. Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5. #PowerballFever

@Scorpio1080: Before Calling Me, ask yourself "Is This Textable?"