@Scorpio1080: Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have
@Scorpio1080: The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety" - Science Person
@Scorpio1080: Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!
@Scorpio1080: The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won't be going to work tomorrow. Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5. #PowerballFever