@SergioValenCo: If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song. You'll die, but the bear will suffer too.
@SergioValenCo: If a woman asks if you "notice anything new" tell her "I do, your beauty surprises me every day." Then continue thinking about velociraptors
@SergioValenCo: Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you.
@SergioValenCo: Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard.
@SergioValenCo: What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?
@SergioValenCo: I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don't like her new haircut.
@SergioValenCo: Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?
@SergioValenCo: Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.