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@SexyInsomniac : Mom's coming over for dinner. She just LOVES my lasagna. So I made a taco salad.

@SexyInsomniac: I just ran into my friend Sue. She introduced me to her second husband. I said "I wouldn't have picked him first either."

@SexyInsomniac: I still use my laptop to tweet. Also, I ride my horse through the shire to get to the blacksmith.

@SexyInsomniac: If you don't like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car.