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@ShaeAaron : The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed.

@ShaeAaron: My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart.

@ShaeAaron: "I'm sorry. I haven't had sex for a very long time." -- and other things I say during the meeting to excuse my bad behavior.

@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.