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@ShitJokes : On a ladder putting a cinema poster up. Lady said "Is King Kong Coming?" I said "No it’s just the paste off my brush"

@ShitJokes: My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

@ShitJokes: Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks = girl ant.
If it floats = buoyant.