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@SimplyNamedTron : One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car

@SimplyNamedTron: Roses are red, my real name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave.

@SimplyNamedTron: How to dress like Lady Gaga: 1. Go to ikea. 2. Pick a object that doesn't belong on your head. 3. Put it on your head.