@SkinnieTalls: The best thing about coming from a big family is being able to talk louder than normal people.
@SkinnieTalls: Hey women, save your money, we just want you wrapped in a bow for Christmas. Wait, don't even worry about buying the bow.
@SkinnieTalls: To level the playing field, online dating sites should require using the picture in your driver's license.
@SkinnieTalls: Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.
@SkinnieTalls: Aliens: take me to your leader
Me: Hey babe, is it okay if we have company?