@Slims_Ramblings: Just listened to a conversation between 3 people under 18 and now I don't know how my Mom or a stranger didn't murder me as a teenager.
@Slims_Ramblings: "Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"
Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?
@Slims_Ramblings: Confidence should never be confused with arrogance.
Arrogance is spelled way differently.
@Slims_Ramblings: First Date:
"So, tell me something no one else knows about you."
Well, my wife thinks I'm at the movies and you think I'm single.
@Slims_Ramblings: Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I didn't see you first.