@SmartassChef: If drinking too much alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking too much Fanta make you fantastic?
@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.
@SmartassChef: Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask "What kind of meat is that?" and they answer "yes"
@SmartassChef: Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out.
@SmartassChef: Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box