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Page of SmithWit's best tweets

@SmithWit : I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks.

@SmithWit: He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.

@SmithWit: May I get your name? Yes, its "I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."

@SmithWit: Be thankful for Twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we're never going to meet real people ever again.