@SnizzleFrizzle: I can hear you swallowing from across the room you irritating piece of SHIT
@SnizzleFrizzle: So far today I've watched cartoons, had a nap, drank chocolate milk and ate cereal for lunch. I'm basically a toddler.
@SnizzleFrizzle: My kids are 23 and 13 and they still argue about who is my favorite. Warms my heart.
Too bad it's neither of them.
@SnizzleFrizzle: 12: "Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?"
Because we don't like getting hit by balls.
12: *giggles for 5 minutes*
You are so my child
@SnizzleFrizzle: I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.
*I'm not even high.
@SnizzleFrizzle: What an adorable idea. My coworkers have been writing names on food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie.