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@Soren_Ltd : "And you sarge, got anyone special back home?" "An Internet commentor. Wants me to provide facts against his point. Said he'd wait for me."

@Soren_Ltd: Sex with me is like a ferris wheel: slower than you hoped, full of clunky stops and a carny watches to make sure you don't get off.