@Spaziotwat: [First day, CSI]
Inspector: “Who did the chalk outlines?”
- “Me sir”
Inspector: “Did all the victims have jazz-hands?”
- “Sir. Yes sir”
God:*creates single-cell life form* "Wahoo!"
*cells divide again*
@Spaziotwat: My wife's kidnappers sent her back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.
@Spaziotwat: My favourite part of the Bible is the hollowed-out section I keep my drugs in.
@Spaziotwat: Deodorant? No, I’ve never needed to buy any. People just give it to me, complete strangers sometimes