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Page of Spotzwoj's best tweets

@Spotzwoj : "I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault." ~ girls

@Spotzwoj: The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.

@Spotzwoj: Why do all zombies have sprained ankles?

@Spotzwoj: Kept nodding off at an estate auction and bought a garden gnome for 3 million dollars.