@Stellacopter: If you put on a really cute outfit you can walk around a nightclub selling people drinks that you find on tables.
@Stellacopter: Found an ant in my bathroom today, which is weird because I haven't had a picnic in there for like 3 months.
@Stellacopter: Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question.
@Stellacopter: Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I'd be like cool I'm going home to eat.
@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
@Stellacopter: One time my husband asked me to dance for him and I performed the entire Lion King musical to the best of my ability.
@Stellacopter: If you wrap yourself up in a blanket, you can show up to work late and say you were just rescued by the Coast Guard.
@Stellacopter: Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much.