@SteveKoehler22: My mother always cooked with wine
while I was growing up back home.
Occasionally she would even add
some to whatever she was cooking.
@SteveKoehler22: Costco ....
Because you never know when your
aquarium could explode ....
and you really need those 96 rolls
of paper towels.
@SteveKoehler22: Just saved a guy from drowning by
throwing him a CVS receipt as a lifeline.
He also gets 25% off his next rescue.
@SteveKoehler22: No Karen; a stable relationship is not
when you move in with the horses.
@SteveKoehler22: No Karen, you can't return your
eclipse glasses tomorrow and
claim they "didn't fit."
@SteveKoehler22: My wife handed me a paring
knife to slice some peaches.
Apparently we don’t have
a peaching knife.
@SteveKoehler22: A surge of capital into the Canadian
marijuana industry has stocks soaring.
Marijuana stock prices have now
reached a new ...um ...high.
@SteveKoehler22: Painting safety tip :
When house painting from a ladder,
never step back to admire your work.
@SteveKoehler22: I got a haircut and grabbed some
shampoo at the checkout line.
Her : "Do you want a bag ?"
Me : "OMG...is the haircut that bad ?"