@SteveKoehler22: My wife told me we had a Lent calendar.
So I asked her when we had to return it.
@SteveKoehler22: I went to school with a girl named
We tried calling her Pam ...
but it didn’t stick.
@SteveKoehler22: You can tell a lot about a person
by his hot dog stand order
I knew the guy was a Buddhist when
he said "Make me one with everything"
@SteveKoehler22: The age-old question ....
Are we alone ?
Of course we're not.
There are 320 million other
idiots on Twitter besides us.
@SteveKoehler22: I got fired from my job as a diesel
fitter in a panties factory.
We would hold the panties up,
inspect them and say "Dese'll fit her"
@SteveKoehler22: Parents who have allowed your
8 yr olds to become spoiled brats ...
We'll check back in 10 years to see
how that worked out for you.
@SteveKoehler22: ( spelling bee )
Your word is "passive-aggressive"
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
I'll hold up the contest just for you.
@SteveKoehler22: Remember that it's "i before e" ...
Except when feigning a heist on a
weird, feisty, beige foreign neighbor.