@SuperApple80: “We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life,” I whisper as I get away with using an expired coupon.
@SuperApple80: If I had a dragon, I’d be the coolest chick on my street for at least 45 seconds before everyone saw me fall off my dragon.
@SuperApple80: *walks my fingers along your leg closer and closer to your plate of cheese fries*
@SuperApple80: Bra shopping is my favorite way of spending $50 for something I can’t wait to get off my body.