"Two long necks please"
Giraffe in the back: Wow. Did he just-
Giraffe's wife: Cliff, he didn't mean anything by it please sit down
Teacher: What's ur biggst fear?
Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
@SuperTeeWhy: Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die
@SuperTeeWhy: [A Dad about to give the birds & the bees talk]
*Watches son try to poke a Capri Sun for 35 minutes*
"Know what, we're good"
@SuperTeeWhy: Jaws (2015):
"(cell phone) Hi Coast Guard, yeah a shark is banging my boat oh you're on your way great thanks"