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@Talk_To_The_Hat : I broke my finger yesterday. On the other hand, I'm okay.

@Talk_To_The_Hat: Why do paintings of Adam and Eve show them with belly buttons?

@Talk_To_The_Hat: I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."

@Talk_To_The_Hat: Kmart is closing 108 stores putting 16 cashiers out of work.