@TastyTuneTweets: Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
@TastyTuneTweets: I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called "Jehovah's Fitness"
@TastyTuneTweets: Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like "You Can Do it" or "Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad" when you check your sad Account Balance