@Tbone7219: On tonight's episode of Catfish, Cathy finds out she’s been in an online relationship with a pineapple.
@Tbone7219: My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on
@Tbone7219: Tweets a cocaine joke gets 120 favorites & a trophy
Post a cocaine joke on Facebook & gets 170 "we are praying for you" & an intervention.
@Tbone7219: Thanks for the 27 hashtags describing your pic otherwise I would have never known it's a hamburger
@Tbone7219: I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now.
@Tbone7219: According to my iPhone Health app, I walked 1,787 steps around this Golden Corral buffet tonight .... So I got that going for me.