@TechnicallyRon: Remember at school when you would press 'demo' on the electric piano and pretend you were really playing it? That's what adulthood is.
@TechnicallyRon: Aliens: "Take us to your leader"
"Look we've made some mistakes"
"It's been a weird year, half of us are morons"
@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
@TechnicallyRon: My new erotic novel "Love in the time of autocorrect" will be out soon. Here is a sample
@TechnicallyRon: Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can't ACCIDENTALLY make a cake.
@TechnicallyRon: The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA