Funny Tweeter

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Page of TechnicallyRon's best tweets

@TechnicallyRon : Christmas as a child: "Socks and Money? This is ridiculous!" Christmas as an adult: "SOCKS AND MONEY? HOW DID YOU KNOW? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED. I LOVE YOU"

@TechnicallyRon: "Londoners need to be more afraid"
Nah, we're British, we only panic about a light snow or finding out we're out of milk.

@TechnicallyRon: A vegan walks into a bar and doesn't say anything because the person who has never seen star wars is going on about never seeing star wars.

@TechnicallyRon: Remember at school when you would press 'demo' on the electric piano and pretend you were really playing it? That's what adulthood is.

@TechnicallyRon: Aliens: "Take us to your leader"
"Look we've made some mistakes"
"Just take..."
"It's been a weird year, half of us are morons"

@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'

@TechnicallyRon: My new erotic novel "Love in the time of autocorrect" will be out soon. Here is a sample

@TechnicallyRon: Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can't ACCIDENTALLY make a cake.

@TechnicallyRon: The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA