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@TequilaTears : How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?

@TequilaTears: Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"

@TequilaTears: I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels.

@TequilaTears: Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint.