@That_Damn_Duck: I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
@That_Damn_Duck: Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I’m talking about you in particular.
@That_Damn_Duck: How I wear a scarf:
1. Take scarf and drape it over my shoulder
2. Find an annoying co-worker and choke them to death with it.
@That_Damn_Duck: My cat is walking a very fine line between being cute & being sold to the Korean restaurant down the street.
@That_Damn_Duck: *Watching YouTube videos*
Boss: What are you watching?
Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle.
Me: Praise The Lord!
@That_Damn_Duck: You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don’t like.
Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there.
@That_Damn_Duck: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.