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@TheAdly : All the good ones are taken. All the funny ones are fat. All the smart ones are ugly. All the ones with all of the above are fictional.

@TheAdly: I want to apologize for the awful true things I said when I was angry.

@TheAdly: - Are you sure?

-defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!

@TheAdly: You sell yourself for retweets, you are a prostitweet.

@TheAdly: Why is your ass split vertically?

Because if it was split horizontally it would clap when you're going down the stairs.