@TheBoydP: I enjoy learning about the world by watching the Olympics. So far I’ve learned that Canada ISN’T the only country that participates in curling.
@TheBoydP: It’s like my granddad used to say “If you have to ask the question, then you don’t know the answer.”
@TheBoydP: Life advice: Your bark may be worse than your bite but you really shouldn’t bark at people either.
@TheBoydP: Why do parents train babies to peek with the game peekaboo but then spend the remaining childhood telling them not to peek?
@TheBoydP: They say don’t eat when you’re bored but I never get bored of eating so I think I’m good.
@TheBoydP: All I’m saying is if you wake up in the middle of the night to pee and see that it’s only 11:30pm, you might be getting old.
@TheBoydP: Diet Coke: Making people feel better about ordering two Big Macs and a large fry since 1982.
@TheBoydP: Wife: *asks question*
Me: *gives answer*
Wife: I’m looking it up on the internet…
@TheBoydP: I was getting fed up at my job and was considering quitting but they’ve upgraded the toilet paper in the office restroom so I’m good now.