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@TheCareBare : she's all "don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked" uh you pretty much described my fantasy

@TheCareBare: How'm I going to 80's montage myself out of this one?

@TheCareBare: Hell is having a married couple tell you a story at the same time.

@TheCareBare: "Baby last night you were so hot, let's do it all over again this morning."

-me, speaking to this leftover pizza.