@TheCatWhisprer: No parent wants to see their child grow up and join a cult or a cable news political panel.
@TheCatWhisprer: I don't like who I become when an online form expires in the middle of me filling it out.
@TheCatWhisprer: I just want to be wealthy enough to not have my windshield wipers sound like a congregation of dying frogs.
@TheCatWhisprer: I may be middle-aged but I still have the student loan debt of a much younger man.
@TheCatWhisprer: Told my toddler today was Father’s Day and she said “you’re welcome” if you were wondering how the current batch of Generation Z is coming along.
@TheCatWhisprer: You can tell a dad’s age by counting the number of hours he arrives early to the airport for a flight.
@TheCatWhisprer: Not sure why “you’ve made your bed, now lie in it” is supposed to be a bad thing. It sounds pleasant. I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
@TheCatWhisprer: All my coworkers put tape over the cameras on their laptops but not me. I don’t care if anybody sees me sighing for 8 hours a day.