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@TheDeducers : I'm not waiting until I'm a ghost to tell people 'get out of my house' in a creepy voice

@TheDeducers: *Me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt*
I'll have whatever is the most splattery and red

@TheDeducers: How many apples a day does it take to keep everybody else away

@TheDeducers: Tombstone: Here lies Houdini
2nd Tombstone: Now I'm over here

@TheDeducers: Grammar Nazi hiding in Argentina captured after being baited on social media with an inappropriate you're usage