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@TheFunnyWorId: I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

@TheFunnyWorId: Wanna talk about Sodium?
Na

Nitric Oxide?
NO

Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
OMg PISS OFF

...Potassium?
K

@TheFunnyWorId: Why is peter pan always flying?

He neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old.