@TheFunnyWorId: I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
@TheFunnyWorId: Wanna talk about Sodium?
Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
OMg PISS OFF
@TheFunnyWorId: Why is peter pan always flying?
I like this joke because it never grows old.