@TheMichaelRock: Computer: do you want to save the changes?
Me: I....I didn't make any changes...OMG DID I MAKE CHANGES
@TheMichaelRock: Sleeping Beauty was full of shit. No woman is that nice when you wake her up from a nap.
@TheMichaelRock: Radio: The purge has begun. For the next 12 hours, all crime is legal.
Me[gets in the 10 items or less line with 11 items] this is exhilarating!
@TheMichaelRock: People like to make fun of my fanny pack until they need a napkin or a chicken nugget.
@TheMichaelRock: Prescription commercials are always so touching until the last minute or so when they explain how their product could kill you.