@ThePocketJustin: Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone(Absence of special lady creates cataclysmic world ending event)
@ThePocketJustin: Why isn't there ghost dinosaurs? They didn't all finish their business. They didn't know the comet was coming.
@ThePocketJustin: It seems unrealistic that no two people in a movie almost ever have the same name. My screenplay, 12 Guys Named Mike, will address this.
@ThePocketJustin: Draw attention to your older tweets by being arrested on suspicion of multiple murders.
@ThePocketJustin: As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor.
@ThePocketJustin: My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle.
@ThePocketJustin: Sheryl Crow: This ain't no disco. This ain't no country club either.
Sheryl Crow - The world's worst archaeologist.
@ThePocketJustin: Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline.