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@ThePocketJustin : I'll take your LEAST sexual soup.

@ThePocketJustin: Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone(Absence of special lady creates cataclysmic world ending event)

@ThePocketJustin: Why isn't there ghost dinosaurs? They didn't all finish their business. They didn't know the comet was coming.

@ThePocketJustin: It seems unrealistic that no two people in a movie almost ever have the same name. My screenplay, 12 Guys Named Mike, will address this.

@ThePocketJustin: Draw attention to your older tweets by being arrested on suspicion of multiple murders.

@ThePocketJustin: As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor.

@ThePocketJustin: My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle.

@ThePocketJustin: Sheryl Crow: This ain't no disco. This ain't no country club either.

Sheryl Crow - The world's worst archaeologist.