@TheTweetOfGod: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. Other symptoms of his alcoholism included violent rampages and chronic nausea.
@TheTweetOfGod: Yes, other people are stupid. But to everyone but you, you are one of those other people.
@TheTweetOfGod: 150 different species go extinct every single day. Even worse, you keep not being one of them.
@TheTweetOfGod: Never forget that for every public official who is stupid and awful, there are thousands of ordinary citizens who are also stupid and awful.
@TheTweetOfGod: I’m serious. You’re the worst species I ever created, and I made 3,500 different cockroaches.
@TheTweetOfGod: Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
@TheTweetOfGod: My favorite word in the English language is “Amen” because when I hear it I know you’re finally done asking Me for stupid shit.