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@TheWriteStuff2u : Dyslexics are teople poo!

@TheWriteStuff2u: I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.

@TheWriteStuff2u: I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going.

@TheWriteStuff2u: You said that if I went to visit at the hospital I should be sure to take flowers. So, when the nurse wasn't looking, I did.

@TheWriteStuff2u: Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, "Now, what shall we name the other one?"