@The_Grant_Boldt: "Mom can you pick me up a new comforter at the store?"
*Mom returns with Morgan Freeman*
"I love you mom"
@The_Grant_Boldt: *at Starbucks*
"Ya I'll have the medium roast please"
*Barista insults him a lot but not too much*
@The_Grant_Boldt: Girlfriend: "babe it's hot I need a fan"
[Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]
@The_Grant_Boldt: "Hi can I just have a single burger?"
I'm sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship
"But that's not eve-
Please show some respect