@The_MartiniGirl: I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez.
@The_MartiniGirl: I really was gonna jog at the park today....but I just found an empty park bench so I'll just have a few smokes and cheer the joggers on.
@The_MartiniGirl: Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain.
@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.
@The_MartiniGirl: Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor.