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@ThinkingSavage : I see your 'swagger' and raise you my full-time job. Yeah.

@ThinkingSavage: I'm boycotting 50 Shades of Grey because it perpetuates the stereotype that men can change.

@ThinkingSavage: All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.

@ThinkingSavage: Loan officer: And what is the purpose of your loan, Sir?

Me: Whole Foods. I shop at Whole Foods.