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Page of TigNotaro's best tweets

@TigNotaro : tattoo artist: but what if they change prices? me: just draw it [later watching TV] commercial: the taco bell 5 dollar box is now just 4 bucks! me: motherf

@TigNotaro: {God inventing turtles}
What if a lizard had social anxiety?

@TigNotaro: I'd like to announce that in 2020 I'll be running for John Mayer.

Just gonna catch up and tackle him.