@Token_Geezer: It hurts? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing.
It doesn’t hurt? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing.
@Token_Geezer: Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn’t look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out
@Token_Geezer: Fun Prank:
Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They’ll think they have a poltergeist and move
@Token_Geezer: Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don’t like on
@Token_Geezer: Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday'
But he also wrote 'Obla-de-obla-da' and 'Ebony and Ivory'
So, don't worry if some of your tweets are shit
@Token_Geezer: Apparently, saying “Wow, you’ve grown since I last saw you” isn’t deemed socially acceptable when said to adults.
@Token_Geezer: It’s not fair how teenagers today can avoid social interaction with family by staring at their phones
I had to show my contempt by grunting
@Token_Geezer: The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems