@TomSchally: I just returned from a long trip and tossed my suitcase on the floor of my room, so I won’t see those clothes again for several months.
@TomSchally: The best thing about money is that if you give it to the right person they’ll hand you donuts.
@TomSchally: I hate it when I forget my password and the security questions make me relive all of my childhood.
@TomSchally: For as much as they teach you "Stop, Drop, and Roll" as a kid, I really expected to be on fire at least once in my life.
@TomSchally: The remote does not go next to the TV. That’s the opposite of why you have a remote.
@TomSchally: It's adorable how I write “beer” on my shopping list like I'd somehow forget.
@TomSchally: It's not a "junk drawer," it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits.