Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of TraylorParker's best tweets

@TraylorParker : My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa.

@TraylorParker: Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON!

Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk?

Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home.