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@TrolleyCat : I'm not helping to save the environment until bears let me ride them around like cars. It's a group effort, bears.

@TrolleyCat: I want a "refrigerataur." Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession.