@Try2StopME: My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs...
I've been his customer for 6 years.
I had no idea he was a barber.
@Try2StopME: I wrote to the Bank: "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"
@Try2StopME: The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.
@Try2StopME: 15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit.
This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!
@Try2StopME: I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people.
@Try2StopME: Interviewer: "So why should we hire you?"
Me: "Cause I need a job very badly."
Me: "And you have a vacancy. BINGO"
@Try2StopME: Tim Cook: "We're excited to annou-"
#Apple fans: "We'll buy it."
Tim Cook: "Let me fini-"
Apple fans: "We'll buy that too."
@Try2StopME: 99% Indians work on the Principle of Rockets.
It doesn't mean we aim for the sky.
It means, we don't start work unless our tail is on fire