@Turbo_Jimmy: Her: that's disgusting
Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes
Her: you shouldn't be pooping in the car at all
@Turbo_Jimmy: "Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?"
"Yea I did, it had lipstick on?"
Nope, raise the anchor
@Turbo_Jimmy: *hostage situation*
Our FIRST demand: we want more bullets because we ran out... NO DON'T COME IN HERE
@Turbo_Jimmy: I sexually identify with the noble panda; I too have difficulty having sex in a cage surrounded by 800 Chinese people
@Turbo_Jimmy: UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin "autumnus"
USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN
@Turbo_Jimmy: *Wife thumps door*
"I KNOW UR IN THERE! U BLEW OUR SAVINGS ON A SHITTY INVENTION, DIDN'T U?!"
NO! *furiously flushes 1000s of dog-tampons*