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Page of Ty_Schutz's best tweets

@Ty_Schutz : It's not 'easter', it's 'more east'. So stupid.

@Ty_Schutz: I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership.

@Ty_Schutz: I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, "Not overly racist."

@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.